January 2011
It's not the same...
Girls say “Suck my dick” everyone’s like
Dudes say “Lick my pussy” everyone’s like
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
haha i do thisssssss!
hey, you wanna hear a joke about my cock?
Eh, nevermind. It’s too long.
Reblog if you're not pregnant. (:
RADIOACTIVE.
everyone in my family is crying after watching...
and now were all laughing about it.
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Omegle
Stranger: I AM LORD VOLDEMORT!You: IM HARRY POTTER BITCHHHHYou: DIEEEEEEEEEEE!Stranger: OH MAN.You: heh.You: i win.Stranger: CRUCIO!You: *dodges with harry potter skills*Stranger: *sends Death Eaters in with DEMENTORS*Stranger: Take that, bitch.You: no prob.You: im harry fucking potter.Stranger: *takes away chocolate and wand*You: *does a GIANT expelliarmus charm. knocks out everyone*Stranger:...